Saturday, September 6, 2014 with 78,992 notes

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

Saturday, September 6, 2014 with 163,900 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

Saturday, September 6, 2014 with 608,307 notes
Me: thinks about Sherlock's face during the tarmac scene
Me: end me end my life end everything

Friday, September 5, 2014 with 103 notes
armaniblanco:

When girls are about to jump in the double dutch rope.
imasnaaaaake:

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

I have been staring at this gif for like five minutes and I still have no idea what is happening
Friday, September 5, 2014 with 276,377 notes
sload:

nerevar-moon-and-star:

Watermelon Atronach

And from which plane of Oblivion does this thing hail?
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you
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